I have decided to give buying Toilet Paper a Comic Vein.

While many people do not give thought on the purchase of toilet paper, it is time to think about it in our ever changing world. The way to start buying toilet paper in order to comply with the Kyoto Protocol is to buy the organic type. Most of the organic type is made from recycled paper and while expensive is much more useful than the conventional type.

When buying toilet paper, always look for the Organic Label to be sure that it does not have any chemicals or artificial colours. After all, a person’s butt would not want to have any colouring after cleaning up. There was a case in which a person cleaned his butt and thought that his butt was bleeding. After careful examination and after he received a clean bill of health, it was discovered that the toilet paper had artificial colouring and chemicals.

We have to remember also that when toilet paper is purchased, the way to use it should be taken into account. We The People should learn from Sheryl Crow and Company. Sheryl Crow is the Rock and Folk Singer from Missouri who was famous for her rendition of «All I Want To Do Is Have Some Fun» and the Cat Stevens [excuse me] Yusuf Islam song titled: «The First Cut Is The Deepest». Sheryl Crow instructed We The People on the Proper Use of Toilet Paper by taking one small piece to clean our butts without taking into account that there are people who might want to use one or more pieces for butt cleaning. By learning how to use one small piece of toilet paper, we learn to have some fun while not feeling the deepest cut in our pocket books.

Returning to the purchase of Toilet Paper, another way to purchase toilet paper is to make sure that it is generic. Generic Organic Toilet Paper protects the butt from harmful ingredients and our pocket books from the deepest cuts monetary wise. Remember that we must adhere to the Kyoto Protocol in toilet paper. It is already enough that the Kyoto Protocol wants to punish humanity for the art of defecating and flatulence. Now we have to buy Toilet Paper that is Organic and Generic.