Another Comic Satire aimed at the US Elite of Washington and Hollywood.

The Republican and Democratic Elite in Washington and Hollywood have violated the cardinal rule in America of «If It Is Not Broken, Do Not Fix It». The Republican and Democratic Elite in Washington and Hollywood remind me of the story of King Midas in reverse. For those who have read King Midas, King Midas was the King whose touch turned everything into gold.

The Republican and Democratic Elite in Washington and Hollywood have turned everything they touch from the Economy to Iraq into Disasters. The Republicans and Democrats Elite in Washington and Hollywood are Midas in reverse because they suffer from the fact that they are disasters.

The proof has been in the mismanagement of an economy using over regulation. The USA now has more debt than the countries of Asia, Latin America, and Africa combined. It takes all of the Republicans and Democratic in Washington to spend our hard earned money that we give them to buy themselves a Ten Million Dollar Toilet Complete with a Ten Million Dollar Plunger and a Ten Million Dollar Plumber. It also takes the Republican and Democratic Elite in Hollywood to take our hard earned money to celebrate the Ten Million Dollar Toilet, Ten Million Dollar Plunger, with Julia Roberts, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie playing the role of the Ten Million Dollar Plumber.

The Republican and Democratic Elite in Washington and Hollywood now want «We» the people of America to clean up the one hundred and fifty years of manure left by them. It is about time that «We» the people of America tell them to clean up their mess. The first thing is to force the resignation of Bush, Cheney, and members of the current government by impeachment or other peaceful proceedings before this waste of money called the US Elections. We should have a National Unity Government of National Concentration and Decentralization lead by Libertarians and Greens with the Elections going on as scheduled [but on a budget for all political parties].

The Republicans, Democrats, Communists, Nazis, and Racists should be made to do restitution by doing the work of undocumented workers [illegal aliens]. Let us add Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie to the group and call it «Life on the Farms» with an all star cast of our Politicians and the Hollywood Elite receiving what they deserve by working the fields.

We can even throw in some slapstick comedy by throwing rotten tomatoes, eggs, and manure of all type at them. After all, our US Elite our clowns by nature trying to act as something they are not. The same applies to the Hollywood Elite. We should also have the common people as their bosses as reassurance that these people do their work as they are told to do and not whine about it.

I could imagine Richard Gere attempting to meditate with Nancy Pelosi, Julia Roberts and Mike Huckabee about the significance of the manure around them and even thinking it is Channel Number Five.

Another slapstick comedy we could add is the sound of flatulence when they open their mouth. If you do not understand this, they are filmed working and talking. The people who do the dubbing and the writers who are in the Writers Guild of America Strike could add some sound effects of flatulence to the film section of when they open their mouth.

Other proposals would be to confiscate the bank accounts of Republicans, Democrats, Communists, Nazis, Racists, and the US Elite in Washington and Hollywood in order to help pay off the debt and to redistribute to those whose money was taken from them by the Tax Monster. It would also be great to do the same thing with the Wall Street Journal. This would not be a Government Initiative, it would be an initiative taken by the people of the USA themselves.

I do not have the solutions to the problems but I am willing to think that the difference between the US Elite in Washington DC and Hollywood and a bucket of manure is the manure itself.