According to an article from El Universal de Mexico [2010], the City of Miami Florida prohibited Spanish Singer Enrique Iglesias from practicing nudism on the coasts of this city. Iglesias promised to follow in the footsteps of Maradona and ski nude on the Miami Florida coast if Spain wins the 2010 World Cup.

It is not sure whether it was going to occur during the day or night. It is also not known whether there is a nudist beach in Miami Florida. Regardless, the City of Miami Florida did the right thing in preventing another artist or public figure from torturing us with their «god» mentality and their perrenial stupidity.

Congratulations to Miami Florida for making a wise and just decision on this matter.