A man goes into a Jewish Deli and orders a ham sandwich and some pickled pig’s feet.  The Jewish man at the register quietly says to his wife standing beside him  «Meshuganah!» That means crazy in Yiddish by the way.  Then he says «We don’t carry those things.»

The man says «A delicatessen with no ham?»

The Jewish Deli owner quips back «If you love ham so much, go to the market and buy some.  We are a JEWISH Deli and it is against our dietary laws to eat or to even touch that food.»

The angry man says «Well, how would I know that this is a Jewish deli?»

The store owner looks at the man and says «Goldberg’s» was your first clue.»

A very dissatisfied customer, right?  But he went across the street and bought himself some ham and pickled pig’s feet.  He didn’t take Mr. Goldberg to…