Have you ever eaten “Froot Loops” and thought “This cereal just isn’t gay enough to start my day off right?”

Well, you’re in luck because Kellogg’s has announced they have the solution!

“Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal so you can start your day with maximum gay… If you’re a fan of breakfast and being gay, we have grrrrreat news for you – Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal.”

How on earth did America survive eating straight, «cisgender» cereal for the past 240 years?

Kowtowing to the “Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation” (GLADD) and pandering to the “unhinged” 3% of gays they teamed up to produce the “All Together” cereal.

Kellogg probably was thinking “You can’t get anymore gayer than this ‘All Together’ cereals” by offering  Corn Flakes, Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini Wheat’s, Raisin Bran and Rice Krispies “exclusively together.”

In an amazing coincidence, that “combination” sounds…