Paris Hilton is the overrated person in the world just like most of the celebrities in the Western World. In the absence of kings, or other leaders; we celebrate Hollywood without taking into account that the artists of today are tacky, trashy, overrated, and have done nothing to improve the situation of those in America and the world.

 Instead of celebrating a person who became famous for just being a parasite, let us celebrate those who have made our lives worthwhile such as Physicians, Nurses, Lawyers, Social Workers, Administrative Officers, Butchers, Bakers, Pharmacists, and people who are artists with true talent such as those seen and heard in Radio Free Texas or Nil Lara.

Instead of celebrating Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Naomi Campbell, and other overrated stars; let us celebrate those who pick up the trash for us. Whether we are in agreement with the war in Iraq or not, we should honour our soldiers who at least are doing something for their country so that Paris Hilton could make us look ridiculous.

What about the Police, Paramedics, and Ambulance Drivers who are there for us? We should honour them. What about our Border Patrol in America? These people often die in the line of duty and we dishonour them by ignoring them. These are the people who keep our borders safe.

We should honour the writers at Helium and other places who take the time to share their expertise and experiences instead of overrated personalities like Paris Hilton. What about the writers of the Writers Guild of America who are or were on strike to get their work recognized. After all, the lines said by Paris Hilton, Naomi Campbell, Nicole Richie, American Idol Stars Paula Abdul, Lindsey Lohan, or even Jessica Simpson were written by the writers who belong to the Writers Guild of America and they get neither the glory nor the pay.

People like Paris Hilton, Naomi Campbell, Nicole Richie and company deserve a place in American Society, the trash can or turning off the TV. If these people want to do something productive, they can do the work of «Real People» or the work of Undocumented Workers [Illegal Aliens].

IN A COMIC VEIN

Imagine Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Nicole Richie saving the world in a comic vein. My daughter once loved the Power-puff Girls so I decided to give to mix the Three Artificial Girls and the Power-puff Girls. I have decided to call my article: «The Hollywood Hemorrhoids» and add a group of supporting casts such as Naomi Campbell, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears. 

The characters are Paris Hilton with her super powers able to leap tall buildings in a single shot while painting herself with lipsticks, and perfume. Lindsey Lohan has her superpowers after she takes her sniff of cocaine with alcohol. Nicole Richie has her superpowers after she takes many drinks and then makes love to many men. 

One day, The Hollywood Hemorrhoids confronted the Hollywood Meanies of Naomi Campbell, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, and Jamie Lynn Spears but the Hollywood Meanies were no match for the Hollywood Hemorrhoids. Naomi Campbell [inspired by her assault on a domestic worker and with powers given to her by Chavez of Venezuela, and Bush] threw a toilet in the direction of Lindsey Lohan.  

Lindsey Lohan responded by sniffing a heavy dose of cocaine and sneezing at the direction of Naomi Campbell. Naomi Campbell fell to the floor with her toilet and lost all of her powers. 

Jessica Simpson [inspired by her destruction of the American Classic «The Dukes of Hazard» and the chances of the Dallas Cowboys to make it to the Super Bowl] tried to do kick boxing. Nicole Richie [under the influence of alcohol] emitted a belching sound and Jessica Simpson fainted from the stench and sound. 

Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Spears were unable to do anything since they were in another planet mentally. Paris Hilton [inspired by her cosmetics] emitted a flatulent sound that violated the Kyoto Protocols and sent the Spears Sisters to Venus. 

After the Hollywood Hemorrhoids saved the world, the world could care less. In fact, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Nicole Richie were sent to the nearest trash can where they belong by a world that is looking for sanity. 

It must be remembered that I wrote this in a comic vein as a way of telling Hollywood that they are out of touch with reality.