I spent the weekend with Darth.
And he spent the weekend with his fart gun.
I thought it was an imaginary thing when he made me lean over so he could “Tell me a secret.”
“Ok,” I said. “What’s your secret?”
“Fart Gun,” he said.
And then he laughed and laughed and said.
And then I laughed and said, “Okay, yeah…go find it you crazy kid.”
Go find that weird imaginary and apparently “top secret” flatulence weapon…
And then we played Darth Vader some more…
and a little superhero game I invented while finishing up the chores called “Sock Boy,” the world’s most helpful and domestic hero.
Have a laundry situation? He’ll sort it out!
Need someone to hold your dustpan? He’s there in a jiffy!
Big home construction project? He’ll help you prioritize!
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